sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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(Source: 420dongsquad)

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

parynormal:

how about you turn your phone off and turn me on??

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

(Source: humbleanimefan)